This funny t-shirt is a parody of the "Riflemans Creed" which is the mantra of the US Marines, famously tought to the recruits in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, played by R. Lee Emery. Instead of saying "this is my rifle..." the mantra has been changed to "this is my t-shirt, there are many like it but this one is mine. My t-shirt is my best friend, it is my life. My t-shirt without me is useless, without my t-shirt I am useless." Now all you need to do is give it a girls name! This is a 100% cotton khaki t-shirt with a custom black print.

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All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.